cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
GUESS WHO JUST MADE HOLY WATER AND PUT IT IN A SPRAY BOTTLE
YO BITCHES PEPPER SPRAY IS SO LAST YEAR
But dude, what would happen if you were like going to pepper spray someone but you used holy water instead, and the reaction was the same?
that gif makes the whole post
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