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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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spirkcantwerk:

xdamnation:

cantwalkintheshadows:

righteousxhunter:

GUESS WHO JUST MADE HOLY WATER AND PUT IT IN A SPRAY BOTTLE

YO BITCHES PEPPER SPRAY IS SO LAST YEAR

But dude, what would happen if you were like going to pepper spray someone but you used holy water instead, and the reaction was the same?

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that gif makes the whole post

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Posted: 3 weeks ago - With: 163,723 notes - Reblog
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sanguinebride:

  "Don't play coy with me, Princess. 
I know what lurks in your lusting heart.
"

✥  Indie Aleera from Van Helsing; 

Oc II cross-over friendly;

✥ Multi-verse;

Comfortable with all role-play styles;

Inbox always open for plotting and shenanigans.

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Posted: 1 month ago - With: 4 notes - Reblog
#   skyrim rp 
#   tes rp 
#   indie rp 
#   vampire rp 
#   aleera 
#   promo;; 
anarchistictrickster Asked: [Text] hey lady do you cwant tqo csome over

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Posted: 1 month ago - With: 1 note - Reblog
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heroprincesslucina Asked: Hot as the flames of hell.

; anonymously send me a six word story describing my muse.

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Posted: 1 month ago - With: 0 notes - Reblog
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; anonymously send me a six word story describing my muse.

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Posted: 1 month ago - With: 57,312 notes - Reblog

Werewolf OC II Skyrim Main

Multi-verse;

Single Muse;

10 + years of experience;

Mature mun/ muse;

Comfortable with all rp styles;

Home I Bio I Open

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Posted: 1 month ago - With: 8 notes - Reblog
#   promo; 
#   skyrim rp 
#   fable 3 rp 
#   indie rp 
#   werewolf 
Posted: 2 months ago - With: 1,108 notes - Reblog
#   gear 

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Posted: 2 months ago - With: 837 notes - Reblog

hotcouplesmakingloves:

girlfriend

Posted: 2 months ago - With: 130 notes - Reblog
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